Cheese becomes real

One night, Brendan walked into his bedroom like every other day, but this time it was different. Cheese was lying on the bed, but he wasn't just a furry mask. He was REAL! Brendan flinched and quickly grabbed his pocket bible and sawed off shotgun from his pants, but Cheese said, "Wait Brendan! It's me... remember? Cheese..." Brendan tasked him, "How the fuck are you alive?!" Cheese smiled and said, "You spilled radioactive liquid on me, also known as 2 day old Mountain Dew, and I became into a real furry!". Brendan somehow found that to be logical due to his extensive knowledge of Mountain Dew. Brendan asked, "Okay then fuck face, what do you want?" Cheese smirked, "I want you Brendad owo". Brendan immediately knew what to do. He pulled out his dong and ripped off his Garfield jammies. They went on for hours until Brendan fell asleep while fucking. In the morning, Brendan woke to Cheese being dead, and his corpse laying on the floor. The medic pronounced that his death was caused by BrendAIDS. Brendan still has Cheese's head and keeps it as a furry suit mask.